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I can’t wait for the Republican nomination to be secured so Ron Paul supporters can go back to not voting.

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But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our... →

I really like you. I do. You’re so nice, and sweet, and you listen to all my problems and respond with the appropriate compliments. But, well, I don’t really see a relationship in our future. It would be terrible if we let sex destroy this great friendship we have where I get everything I want and you get nothing you want. Don’t you think? Today I found out this was written by...

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I feel like I could get a couple hundred reblogs...

Please don’t steal this idea. (And if you do, make it Foursquare.)

Jan 1st

Why not start the new year off right by flossing...

Trust me, it’s good for you.

Jan 1st

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jessethorn: Join us on Tuesday for episode number one of Bullseye with Jesse Thorn! Featuring: Dan Deacon Downton Abbey & Chris Lilley!

Dec 30th

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I’m just looking for a nice girl to take naps with.

Dec 24th

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merlin: Play Space

Dec 24th

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Idea for a double feature: “The Man Who Knew Too Little” followed by “The Game”

Dec 23rd

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Let’s listen to Belle & Sebastian in the dark and make out.

Dec 23rd

Unicode Snowman for You →

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“If I were a middle class white guy writing on Forbes.com about being a poor...”

– Touré on Gene Marks’s If I Were A Poor Black Kid | TIME Ideas | TIME.com It gets better from here. Read it. (via robot-heart-politics) White people.

Dec 16th

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Coyote Tracks: Paypal: feel the love →

chipotle: You’ve probably read about (or even felt) the anger over Paypal “stealing money” from Regretsy, which is only the latest in a series of things they’ve done that have pissed the Internet off. I suspect, given the attention this is getting, they’ll fix this. (Unlike them cutting off Wikileaks,… Amazon Payments is trying to make some inroads into being the “not Paypal”...

Dec 6th

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motherjones: shortformblog: Forget the pepper spray over Xboxes. This is a near-riot over $2 waffle-makers. We can’t. Even. It looks like a frigging live-action Bruegel painting. This is okay, but sitting in a park protesting Wall Street is a threat to civilization, right? For reals.

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Ordered Lists: meagan-taylor: orderedlists replied... →

meagan-taylor: orderedlists replied to your post: Amazon keeps sending me emails about the kindle… The “special offers” one is the cheapest, but flashes ads at you when sleeping. So not that cheap. Crap. I had no idea. Also, I initially interpreted that as it flashed ads… The new for 2011 models let you pay $30 after you get it to remove the ads.

Nov 4th

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Vote for Grampa to be in Fido ads! Wouldn't you... →

Come on everyone.

Oct 29th

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